I am scared of being destroyed by someone as human as you.
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  • kissmeok:

    love/couples

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  • mikeyfriskeyhands:

    My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

    (via casu-ally)

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  • poppaeasabina:

    soloontherocks:

    jackthevulture:

    IM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

    SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

    For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

    And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY G_D THIS IS AMAZING.

    One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

    Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

    My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

    "I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

    I might be in love please send help

    This is on my running playlist. It gives me confidence.

    (via adi-who-is-also-mou)

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  • thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

    SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
    “DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
    AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
    “well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
    AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
    “does it affect seating?”
    “Sometimes,”

    (via standupandkeepgoing)

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  • songofages:

    ten-and-donna:

    bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

    How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

    "It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

    "WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

    And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

    "Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

    "I fucking live here."

    Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

    (via awkwardlygracefull)

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  • "You should not
    have to rip yourself
    into pieces to keep
    others whole."
    i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

    (Source: stolenwine, via standupandkeepgoing)

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  • "Listen, this is just a dream. But very clever people can hear dreams. So please just listen. I know you’re afraid. But being afraid is all right. Because didn’t anyone ever tell you, fear is a superpower. Fear can make you faster and cleverer and stronger. And one day you’re going to come back to this barn, and on that day, you’re going to be very afraid indeed. But that’s okay. Because if you’re very wise and very strong, fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing under the bed, or in the dark, as long as you know it’s okay to be afraid of it. So listen, if you don’t listen to anything else, listen to this. You’re always gonna be afraid. Even if you learn to hide it. Fear is like a companion, a constant companion always there. But that’s okay, cause fear can bring us together. Fear can bring you home. I’m gonna leave you something just so you always remember. Fear makes companions of us all."
    Clara Oswald to the Doctor in Listen (via cmartlover)
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  • I know you’re afraid…but being afraid is alright. Because didn’t anyone ever tell you? Fear can make you faster. And cleverer. And stronger. And one day you are going to come back to this barn and on that day you’re going to be very afraid indeed. But that’s okay. Because if you’re very wise and very strong fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind! 

    (Source: intothedalek)

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